shutupaubrey:

"i told you not to come back here, larry"

shutupaubrey:

"i told you not to come back here, larry"

(Source: 0penupmychest, via kvn-tran)

@14 hours ago with 73057 notes
you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

(Source: jaidefinichon, via kvn-tran)

@15 hours ago with 51206 notes
@16 hours ago with 584 notes

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via nekonomination)

@1 day ago with 15277 notes

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

(via villegasangel)

@1 day ago with 31010 notes

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via kvn-tran)

@15 hours ago with 45721 notes
thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

(via kvn-tran)

@15 hours ago with 35181 notes
becausebirds:

"sir, please don’t film my family"

becausebirds:

"sir, please don’t film my family"

(via memewhore)

@1 day ago with 3342 notes
georgetakei:

#EarthDay

(Credit: http://ift.tt/1iFH2J1) http://ift.tt/1txlzXq
@1 day ago with 1345 notes
swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

(via thefuuuucomics)

@1 day ago with 45559 notes